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Jeremiah Wright Claims he made Obama a Black Man

Jeremiah Wright claims he had to teach Obama how to be a Black Man and taught him how to be President these are Mr. Wrights own words from his Biography.
"Pastor and mentor who prepared President Barack Obama for the role of President of the United States.
Mr. Obama had hardly any grasp of the meaning of being a Black person in the United States. By example and exhortation, Reverend Dr. Jeremiah A. Wright, Jr., cured that deficiency, sending to Washington a President qualified to give America a chance to actually become a democracy!”

Now we know who to blame for Obama's Communist Views. This is pretty damn scary a so called man can be so easily influenced by one man. Is Mr. Wright Brainwashing his Congregation? If you read anything he writes you can see his contempt of the White man and still blames us for Slavery.

Teacher that has Binders full of Women Comment has a shady past

School Teacher has a Shady Past Katherine Fenton has a Criminal Record in Florida!
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We are Proud to have Rep. Debra Maggart

The Gary Kirkland Show will have Representative Debra Maggart as a guest on our show 10/24/2012. Debra Maggart is the Outgoing Representative from Hendersonville, TN. She is very proud of her Record as she should be. Ms. Maggart is Episcopal, Good Pasture Christian School Graduate, has a B.A. in Advertising from Western Kentucky University where she is a Member of Phi Mu.

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A young Man Taken to Early

Even though Kirkland Post does not know this young man our thoughts and Prayers goes out to his Family please send all donations to the Address in the Obituary. God Bless

COGER LEWIS ROBERTSON Obituary

ROBERTSON, COGER LEWIS - of Karns, was suddenly called home to the Lord, whom he loved and served faithfully, to be made complete in Christ on Friday October 12, 2012, at the age of fifteen, surrounded by his loving family. Coger was the fifth and youngest son of Pam and Barry Robertson, born June 3, 1997, in Knoxville, TN. Coger was a sophomore at Karns High School, where he swam for the swim team and played the cello in the Karns Orchestra. He was a member at Central Baptist Church of Bearden and was an active participant in the youth group. Coger was a young man of many talents. He enjoyed playing the classical guitar and cello. He could often be found playing his instruments in the living room. He enjoyed being outside on the family farm, basking in God's creation. Coger was happy and confident in who he was. He was a blessing to so many, despite his short time here on earth. Although he was the youngest brother, he held the most influence on the family. Coger will be missed by his four older brothers, all of whom he greatly looked up to. Shawn, Eric, Reuben, and Kevin Robertson are all so proud of the young man Coger had become. He is also survived by his grandmother, Lena Robertson of Kingsport, TN; parents, Pam and Barry Robertson of Karns, TN; aunts, uncles, cousins, and countless friends. He is preceded in death by grandfather, Barry Robertson, Sr.; grandparents, Roy and Frances McKnight; and his uncle, Donald McKnight. Coger's family will be receiving friends at Central Baptist Church of Bearden on Sunday, October 14, 2012, from 4:00 p.m. - 7:00 p.m, with a service immediately following at 7:00 p.m. Family and friends will gather at the family farm in Karns at the corner of Old Blacksferry Road and West Beaver Creek Drive, for a 1:00 p.m. graveside service on Monday, October 15. In lieu of flowers, donations may be made to the Coger L. Robertson Memorial Orchestra Scholarship Fund, care of Home Federal Bank 7204, Oak Ridge Highway, Knoxville, TN 37931. Arrangements by Rose Mortuary Mann Heritage Chapel. Online condolences at www.rosemortuary.com .

Published in Knoxville News Sentinel on October 14, 2012

The Truth About Gas Prices

The Truth about Gas Prices like any other Commodity goes up and down with Inflation. Inflation goes up when Economy goes down. Which creates prices on all Commodities including Gas. Those of you don't believe the President controls the Gas Prices put one in with a Strong Economic Plan watch Commodity prices drop as the Economy grows, watch the jobless rate go down and watch the Gas Prices go down thank you for joining my Economics 101 class

The Real Reason Spanky Brown left Tennessee

Spanky Brown says Tennesseeans Embarrassed him. Well, we all know Spanky Brown left Tennessee is because he was Embarrassing to us and the Women kept running away from his candy ass

Vicious or not

Would you classify a dog that is leashed to get to the sidewalk and goes after people. The dog is located at 3521 Martin Luther King Jr. Avenue, Knoxville, TN 37921. This dog is out only when its time for kids to get off school bus. Watch Video

People Failing to Stop

There's a Dangerous intersection in Knoxville, TN. Its at the Corner of Bentley Ave. and MLK Ave. There is a bar/nightclub/banquet hall/school bus stop there. I watch every morning as car pull up to the Stop sign, do a California Roll and Speed off. I have been watching for 3 months and have seen only 1 Knoxville Police Patrol go by.

If Knox County Schools are going to use a bar/nightclub/banquet hall as a bus stop. I would figure that there would be at least one or two patrols going that was to make sure your Children are safe looks like once again the City of Knoxville have let the Citizens of Knoxville Down.

High Gas = Good Economy

According to the Fuhrer high gas prices means bad Economy. Fuhrer Obama stated when Romney said the price of a gallon of Gas when the Fuhrer was sworn in Gas was around $1.80 and now its $4 and Fuhrer response was it was because we was almost in a Depression and if Romney was elected we would go into a Depression and the gas prices would drop again.

Damn Bill Clinton, George Bush SR. And Ronald Regan must of had horrible economies.

WNOX hires a racist

We here at Kirkland Post is calling for the dismissal of A WNOX radio host on a show called the Drive. Here's the Tweets.

Russell Smith (@RussellWNOX) tweeted at 7:31 PM on Tue, Oct 16, 2012:
I see the #USMNT has broken out the "Where's Waldo" jerseys in hopes that the Guatemalans won't be able to find them.
(https://twitter.com/RussellWNOX/status/258349387837759488)

Kirkland Post (@thekirklandpost) tweeted at 9:45 PM on Tue, Oct 16, 2012:
@RussellWNOX Are you a racist?
(https://twitter.com/thekirklandpost/status/258383091779899392)

Russell Smith (@RussellWNOX) tweeted at 9:47 PM on Tue, Oct 16, 2012:
@thekirklandpost absolutely. You didn't know?
(https://twitter.com/RussellWNOX/status/258383612465004544)

Lets show WNOX that they can't hire racists.  To let WNOX know that you wont accept Racism from their Hosts go to WNOX Radio . Lets shut this Racist down

American Diabetes Association

<p>The American Diabetes Association only donates 25 cents of every dollar donated for Research. That also means your tax dollars are going to instead of American Diabetes Association funding they are going to make the Fat Cats Pockets bigger and fatter.</p>
<p>&#9; I spoke with Wendy out of the Knoxville Office she stated the Knoxville Office only has 3 employees and that the American Diabetes Association took up too much of her time to spend with Family. I have a solution for this. Fire Wendy. American Diabetes Association Knoxville tweeted me and told me that they are going to Sue me for being telling the facts on Miss Wendy.</p>
<p>&#9;Well Miss Sue us please. I will take you and American Diabetes Association down with violating my first Amendment rights. I Urge Congress and the IRS look into the books of American Diabetes Association.

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Teamsters Union Plays Dumb on Firearm Incident

January 2012 a UPS Teamster Driver was caught carrying a Weapon into their Knoxville, TN facility. The UPS Employee was caught at the Metal Detectors by Dynamic Security Officer. Upon Investigation the UPS Driver was still employed and 3 Security Officers Were Terminated I have listed below
My conversation via Twitter with the Teamsters

Teamsters 519 (@Teamsters519) tweeted at 2:02 PM on Mon, Oct 15, 2012:
@thekirklandpost - Not sure to what you are referring ??
(https://twitter.com/Teamsters519/status/257904341434892288)

Kirkland Post (@thekirklandpost) tweeted at 2:05 PM on Mon, Oct 15, 2012:
@Teamsters519 January 2012 a UPS Driver entered the Terminal at UPS in Knoxville carrying a weapon the Driver wasn't terminated thx to you

Teamsters 519 (@Teamsters519) tweeted at 2:20 PM on Mon, Oct 15, 2012:
@thekirklandpost still not certain to what you are referring? Unfortunately UPS fires people daily
(https://twitter.com/Teamsters519/status/257908724843311104)

Teamsters 519 (@Teamsters519) tweeted at 2:34 PM on Mon, Oct 15, 2012:
@thekirklandpost need specifics?? if the incident did occur and driver wasnt fired in UPS's investigation then the driver was innocent
(https://twitter.com/Teamsters519/status/257912319332478976)

Kirkland Post (@thekirklandpost) tweeted at 2:36 PM on Mon, Oct 15, 2012:
@Teamsters519 innocent carrying a weapon in his lunch box. Security found it at Metal Detectors driver is still employed
(https://twitter.com/thekirklandpost/status/257912952089350144)

Teamsters 519 (@Teamsters519) tweeted at 2:41 PM on Mon, Oct 15, 2012:
@thekirklandpost guess so - obiviously UPS management didnt think it was serious enough to terminate the driver - if it did indeed happen
(https://twitter.com/Teamsters519/status/257914082496241664)

I am sure that the I don't know what you are talking about from Teamsters 519 is going through now I Know who prepped Bunsen for the VP Debate I mean man the Unions and the Democrats are together for sure. Both are dumb as hell come on Teamsters 519 break my knee caps. Now I remember why I drove independent because I don't follow like the sheep they are. Having the above conversation makes me feel like they have raped my brain and forced my IQ to drop.

I still have 2 more conversations to have with them Oh! God! Help me!

Hillary Clinton a Patsy?

Written By: Gary Kirkland

Is Barry Obama looking to set Hillary Clinton up to take the fall for Barry on Ambassador Stevens Death. Think about it she slammed him left and right in 2008. Now she is Secretary of State and Biden says the state department is at fault right after he said it was Ambassador Stevens was at Fault

Communist Party USA supports Barack Obama

Written By: Gary Kirkland

This is one story that can't wait to get completely finished. I will be working on this as Facts keep coming in. It has been proven that the Communist Party USA has supported the Obama Campaign now it has came to my attention that Communist Party USA and it's members have donated money to the Obama Campaign.

To me this proves that Fuhrer Obama is a Communist in sheep's clothing. He can't hide it from me and you. Why can't the Liberals see this? His policies are the same as the Communist Agenda. For Example Government Ownership in Private Industry such as Government Motors formerly known as General Motors.

The Federal Government forcing a healthcare law such as Obamacare regulating the Amount of Profitts the Private Businesses of Healthcare and Insurance Companies. Come-on America do you want to be known as the Communist States of America?

Knox County Commissioner R. LARRY Smith thinks people that sell at Flea Markets are thieves

Knox County Commissioner R. Larry Smith states that he's afraid that these Road Side Flea Markets are selling stolen merchandise. I find this to be pure slander against people that set up and sell at Flea Markets. I feel that if this law is passed which restricts your freedom of Assembly. Freedom of Assembly don't say shit about whether money is passing through hands but it does say we have the right to peacefully assemble. What is more Peaceful than a Flea Market?

Un-employment numbers

The un-employment numbers are not factual for the simple fact they don't count the people that have given up or don't draw unemployment because they have exhausted their benefits or Don't want to apply

Polls on Un-decided Voter

Are the so called un-decided voters truly undecided? Or are they plants from political parties? Should these polls actually be counted it even matter? Kirkland Post finds that undecided voters are #1 Stupid #2 wont vote come November.

Dr. Bob Martin is a lier

Written By: Gary Kirkland

I am listening to the Dr. Bob Martin Show on WNOX. This Guy is a quack and I mean by quack is he is koo koo for coco puffs and he has no coco puffs I mean really. He is talking about the steroid shots that cause fungal meningitis as being of no help but in the same breath he stated that it helped in some cases.

Come on it either helps or it don't help you can't have it both ways come on Man did you get your PhD out of a cereal box. Now he is picking on Black people and Native Americans. Dr. Bob are you a racist?

Mayor Rogero dont care about East Knoxville

Mayor Rogero don't care about the Residents of East Knoxville. Kirkland Post has sent Mayor Rogero 3 Emails in the past week about 2 piles of Limbs between Andes St. And Bentley St. On MLK. Mayor Rogero if this was the aristocrats of West Knoxville this blight wouldn't happen but, because its East Knoxville you don't care its a blight upon this once Great City.

During Fair time or Major events you make sure this side of town us free from Debris. I for one want you to stand up and say I care about 47% of my constituents that live and work in East Knoxville. I care about you. Unless you really don't care. Then we will understand and Vote you out of Office. Good luck in your future endeavours.

Tennessee vs. Mississippi State

<p>&#9;Tennessee is drowning and we have no life preserver. Seriously, this team as a whole is good with the exception of Tyler Bray. Tyler Bray has 2 Criminal Charges that was dropped because and a lot feel this in the Tennessee Community because Derek Dooley is a Racist. Whether this is True or not we don't know. All we know is that Dooley should of sent Bray home after he destroyed someone's car. I mean seriously no charges because he Paid for it?

Who really paid for it? Tyler Bray? Derek Dooley? University of Tennessee? Or Tyler Brays Parents? This lil boy is a joke and should be Removed from the Tennessee Roster. They Kicked Da'Rick Rogers off for smoking that Career ending weed. I agree with Dooley and UT on that but, Bray should be gone too. Rogers is African American and off the Team. Bray is white and on the Team you do the Math.

I admittedly turned the game off at the Half and never turned it back on because I was humiliated that we couldn't beat this Mississippi State Team. Mississippi State didn't beat Tennessee! Tennessee beat Tennessee just like we did in the Florida and Georgia games. Tyler Bray is not a leader and couldn't lead a gaggle of Drug Dealers to crack heads much less a Tennessee team to the middle of the SEC much less to the Top. Derek Dooley is a good man and quite possibly a great head coach in the Future but, he might not be the Right fit for Tennessee right now. I want Fulmer Back!!!!!!

Vice Presidential Debate

Written By: Gary Kirkland

Mr. Bidden the uh-uh isn't any help. Trying to think of a Lie on the spot doesn't help. For Christ's sake tell the Truth you are almost 70. Why are you playing the blame game? First you said this administration got information ad they came. Then, the facts was wrong. Why play this game you would get more respect if you said we messed up but you didn't.

There's no difference between your policy and Israel? Really? Joe are you smoking crack? Iran is close to a Nuclear Weapon Joe! Over an hour on the Phone and the Fuhrer knows what going on come on Joe get your head out of your derrière. Even the Moderator sees through you bull.

Joe you are right this President doesn't bluff. He tells bold face lie. Joe you didn't rescue GM you rescued your union friends. You do need to say you don't want to make the same mistakes of your past. Joe your towns unemployment rate is up 1.5% and America is better? Joe quit drinking Obama's Koolaid that is making you look special.

Nice punch at Joe Congressman Ryan. I thought Joe had agreed not to call Mr. Ryan Congressman? I guess its just another lie from this administration. $90 Billion in Green Pork? Rut Roh Joe has Congressman Ryan on the Ropes over the fact he sent 2 letters for Stimulus Money. $716 Billion from Medicare to Obama Care and not even a peep from Joe looks like Joe is caught on this topic. So, its a voucher program? I thought the Supreme Court said Obamcare is a tax? Hey Supreme Court Joe says y'all are Dummies.

Ryan "Mr VP you are under duress" that's awesome. Congressman Ryan did a great job telling Joe is using scare tactics and quoted Obama's.statement from 2008. Ryan Definitely won this Debate

City of Knoxville to put Kids in Danger

Written By: Gary Kirkland

City of Knoxville has done it again and stuck it to East Knoxville putting your kids in Danger. Between MLK/Andes Ave. and MLK/Bentley Avenue. The City of Knoxville cut down some limbs yesterday but never cleaned up their Mess. The Sidewalk is blocked forcing families and kids to either tresspass on a mans property or walk on the Street.
If this was West Knoxville this wouldn't be an issue. Is it racism from Mayor Rogero? Is it Racism from the Street Department?  or is it just the fact that the Tree Trimmers are just plain ole too Lazy to clean up their mess? Either Way the City needs to be held responsible for their actions!

UPDATE 10/14/2012
HEY CITY OF KNOXVILLE ITS STILL THERE. WHY NO ANSWER TO MY E-MAILS?

School Mandated Lunch FAILS

Michelle Obama your School Mandated Lunch Program is a Complete and utter failure. But again you are use to failure look at your Husband. He has failed at being President, failed fooling all the American People, Failed at fooling Israel, Failed at Debates and according to Jeremiah Wright and Jeremiah Wright's Website you have failed at being a black man.

Michelle admit that you program has failed, Chunks that's your new name. You have a weight problem yourself so, how can you pass Judgement on the American kids?  We know Chunks that you don't like America, and for that I bet your parents are tickled pink to have a Communist daughter Bravisimo.

You have managed though to turn schools into spies and kids into entrepreneurs but I guarantee instead of Congratulating these kids you will have them arrested

Michael Salvage is a sell out

As it turns out! The Captain of Savage Nation is a Sell Out! He betrayed your trust as listeners for the Almighty dollar. Some of us do this because we love telling you the TRUTH. To Michael Savage you are nothing but a way to Make a living! Mr. Savage you are scum and filth. You are as sorry as Obama is and you have now been Romneyed

New Term Coined by Kirkland Post

We have coined a new term called Romneyed. Romneyed is where you bitch slap someone so hard they wish they was butt chugging

Libyan Government Boots Its New Prime Minister

COURTESY FOX NEWS Libya's parliament removed newly-elected Prime Minister Mustafa Abushagur from his post Sunday in a no-confidence vote. The General National Congress voted 125 versus 44 in favor of removing him as prime minister. The vote cames after Abushagur put forward candidates for 10 key positions in the government. But parliamentary spokesman Omar Humeidan says he has reached the end of the 25-day period in which he must form a government. Abushagur's cabinet proposal included defense, interior and justice positions, Reuters reports. He withdrew his first cabinet list after it encountered strong criticism and protests. Legislators said it was not sufficiently representative of Libya's various tribes and regions -- a hard task in a country polarized by 40 years of rule from dictator Muammar Qaddafi and the 2011 civil war. Abushagur was Libya's first elected prime minister after last year's overthrow of Qaddafi. The Associated Press contributed to this report.

Ying Yang Twins instead of Math

<p>I am really perturbed at Knox County Schools Austin-East High School to be exact. First their AfJROTC is a joke their kids run it refer to my AFJROTC Article. Now they are letting kids listen to the Ying Yang Twins. For those of you that don't know who that is here are some of their lyrics. WARNING THESE LYRICS CONTAIN GRAPHIC MATERIAL

This is as soft core as I can find.
" one time for them niggas who keep claming they boss keep thinkin we soft, we gon knock ur fuckin block off see D-roc known to be a people person and kaine really dont like discursion see pain is kinda what i like dispursin cuz love make a nigga feel like a scrub thugs thats were we residing at some niggas like to lie just to hide the fact that they a bitch nigga, snitch nigga, all on another nigga dick nigga get ur own shit nigga"

Why should this be allowed to be brought up on Knox County Schools Computers? Much less a damn Math Class I will be updating this as soon as I get my E-mail response from my E-mail to Dr. McIntyre

Chicago School Closings: Aldermen Want Hearings, Information About Rumored Plan

Chicago aldermen on Thursday echoed teachers' anxiety over rumors of Chicago Public Schools' plan to shutter dozens of underperforming or under-utilized schools in order to finance teachers' new contracts and called for public hearings on the matter.

The Chicago Tribune reports that 32 City Council members signed on to a resolution sponsored by Ald. Robert Fioretti (2nd) that called for more transparency in rumored discussions that some sources allege could shutter as many as 120 of the city's schools.

Ald. Roderick Sawyer (6th) commented Thursday that "CPS administration and, to a certain extent, the mayor’s office are playing hide the ball" on the matter, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.

"That’s not acceptable," Sawyer continued, according to the paper. "We are the people who get blamed. If I’m gonna take the heat, I want to know what’s going on. Not letting us know what’s going on shows a blatant disrespect for us as elected officials."

CPS has publicly denied the report of a specific plan to close schools, according to the Tribune.

On the heels of their first strike in 25 years, the Chicago Teachers Union on Wednesday announced that its members voted overwhelmingly to formally ratify a new three-year contract that includes both pay raises and the implementation of a new performance evaluation system.

The contract specifically includes 3 percent raises for teachers in its first year, plus 2 percent for two years after that, plus additional increases for experienced teachers as well as teachers who agree to sign on for a fourth year.

But it remains unclear how CPS -- which is reportedly facing a $665 million deficit and recently had its credit downgraded by both Moody's Fitch Ratings -- will pay for the raises. It is also unclear how they will pay for the opening of additional charter schools in the city, another matter contained in the resolution introduced by Fioretti on Thursday.

CTU President Karen Lewis told NBC Chicago she has "still got her boxing gloves" and sees school closings as the union's next battle. Lewis previously referred to the district's closing, phasing out and overhauling of 17 city schools as "education apartheid" in February.

"CPS has been doing school closings for 15 years, and for them to try and say that school closings is a way to pay for the contract is not only ridiculous, it's not true," Lewis continued, according to NBC.

News of stupid

Written By: Gary Kirkland

I got a real good one for news of the Stupid. All cops are requesting all drug dealers to do this. A Memphis, TN traffic stop nets a Meth lab. The Officer pulled over A pickup truck for expired plates and on the back window it read "Meth Lab" and sure in the hell there was a Meth Lab. I think Politicians could use this kind of honesty

Kudos to Romney

We want to give Mitt Romney Kudos for being a man and not stooping to Barack Obama's level of mudslinging. Mr. Romney has shown tact and class throughout this campaign.

Fuhrer Obama could learn a thing or two from Mr. Romney. Mr. Romney exudes what a President of the United States should be like. Mr. Romney is a friend to Israel. Mr. Romney doesn't smoke pot or snort cocaine. Mr. Romney is a God Fearing man, even though I don't support the mormans, I will support Mr. Romney in the Presidential Race. Romney/Ryan 2012

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The Presidential Debate

Written By: Gary Kirkland

I was trying to not chime in on this Topic, but, I can't keep my big mouth shut. Obama got what was equivocal to a Prison Rape. Romney grabbed Obama by them big ass Will Smith ears and made him his BITCH!
Yes I said Obama is now Romney's BITCH if you watched the debates you would of seen the BITCH Obama has turned into. OBAMA IS A BITCH

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Hulk Hogan Sex Video

COURTESY OF GAWKER

Even for a Minute, Watching Hulk Hogan Have Sex in a Canopy Bed is Not Safe For Work but Watch it Anyway

By A.J. Daulerio, Oct 4, 2012 2:15 PM

Quitsmart -- Everything You Need to Break Free from Cigarettes

Because the internet has made it easier for all of us to be shameless voyeurs and deviants, we love to watch famous people have sex. We watch this footage because it's something we're not supposed to see (sometimes) but we come away satisfied that when famous people have sex it's closer to the sex we as civilians have from time to time. Meaning: it's hardly ever sexy the way we expect it to be sexy, even when the participants are ostensibly more attractive than the majority of our sex partners will be.

But naked, they're still having sex like people who don't usually have sex on camera. Even if their dicks are big enough to smash a boat horn with authority, or their faces are lit up like Gulf War scud missile footage after midnight, their sex-purposeful, vaunted celebrity sex-is still incredibly dull. The normalcy of it is exciting, though. When you see glimmers of sloppy kissing or some shoulder moles or just an earnest, breathy, post-coital "iluvvvvuuuu..." it becomes mesmerizing.

Chat Live with 1,000's of Horny Cam Girls

Up top, you'll see one minute from the 30 minutes of footage taken of 59-year-old Hulk Hogan, professional wrestler, Real Life American Hero to many, fucking a woman rumored to be the ex-wife of his best friend, a famous radio DJ named Bubba the Love Sponge. This footage was stealthily circulated last April. TMZ reported its existence, The Dirty showed some screen shots, and Hulk lawyered up because he claims he was "secretly filmed." Last week, a burned DVD copy of Hulk having sex with the woman rumored to be Heather Clem (Bubba's ex-wife), was delivered to us through an anonymous source. They wanted no payment. They wanted no credit. Their only request was that we watch it. So I did—all 30:17 of it—and hyperbole aside, it's a goddamn masterpiece.

It opens with Hulk Hogan performing oral sex on the woman as she lays on the bed. Then another man's voice can be heard from inside the room off-camera and both Hulk and the naked woman engage in idle chit-chat with the mystery man. Because the woman closely resembles Mrs. Clem, some have suggested that the voice of the mystery man is, in fact, Bubba the Love Sponge. If this is true, Bubba has no problem sharing his wife with his best friend.

"You guys do your thing," this man says. "I'll be in the office if you need me."

He exits swiftly and allows Hulk and this woman their privacy. Hulk and the woman engage in more chit-chat and Bubba's name is mentioned. The woman says "We just fucked earlier today." Hulk asks "Who? You and Bubba?" She just laughs. It doesn't matter.

Hulk strips down. His tan line is exposed and his hairline is vulnerable and silly without the do-rag, but there is sex to be had regardless. Hulk must get hard, though, and the woman is eager to make that happen. Her fellatio is successful and Hulkamania is about to run wild on her but then his cell phone rings. He checks it because he thinks it might be his son, Nick. The ringtone on Hulk Hogan's phone is a song by his daughter, Brooke Hogan, called "About Us" featuring Paul Wall. He is a proud father.

But Hulk checks the caller and does not want to talk that person at all. "Fuck no," he says.

He stands on the side of the bed and the woman scoots up from the pillows and resumes giving the former WWE heavyweight champion of the universe a blowjob. It is a slow, dutiful blowjob and Hulk is thrusting himself into her mouth to speed up the process. This goes on for a few minutes and at one point Hulk examines the canopy bed curtains in a way that suggests he'd like to purchase this particular style for his own canopy bed some day. She takes a break. She spits loudly. She resumes for a few seconds, but it appears the spit has worked because Hulk mutters something in a growly sex voice. The woman removes him from her mouth and spins around on the bed like an excited puppy. She stands. They grope each other and stare at each other. "What did you say?" she asks, laughing and tying up her hair in a pony tail. Then they both laugh because there was a miscommunication during the sex act and they don't want to feel awkward.

"You got a rubber? I want you to climb on top of me," Hulk repeats, but not as sexy as it was the first time, which she didn't hear. Yes, she does have a rubber. Then we watch Hulk stand up and clumsily attempt to roll a condom on to his erect penis which, even if it has been ravaged by steroids and middle-age, still appears to be the size of a thermos you'd find in a child's lunchbox. Hulk hurls his massive body on to the canopy bed and the woman climbs on top, finally, and they begin. There is lots of squealing and moaning from her and she says stuff like, "I want to make you cum" and, "Your dick feels so good inside me"—that sort of thing. There is light spanking from Hulk done to show he supports her efforts and is close to orgasming.

Then, Hulk grunts. Hulk grunts more. Then Hulk grunts like he's doing an impression of old Hulk Hogan grunting right before he's about to cum/come. Climax happens for both participants and they seem pleased with the results. The woman provides two tender kisses on Hulk's upper chest. Hulk says, "Mmmk," because he's a little bemused by the situation he finds himself in on this day as we'll soon find out. Here's how Hulk explains his reaction to the woman he just had sex with:

"The rubber almost came off," he says.

She's not concerned. "It did what it was supposed to."

Hulk thought that was funny and makes her repeat it.

She does so and then peels off the rubber from his penis and carries it away. She holds the condom full of Hulk jiz like it's a random dirty sock she found in the dryer. Hulk is still coming down from his orgasm and is making quick, loud Tony Soprano wheezes.

"Oh my god," he exhales. "Can't believe I have to drive back home. Fuuuuck."

The woman giggles, climbs back into bed with him and reminds Hulk that this is why he should move to this neighborhood. They engage in some cuddling for a couple minutes but Hulk does have to go because he has to go meet his son Nick who was presumably no longer in prison during the time this was filmed. Playful banter resumes amidst the afterglow. Hulk gets up naked and accepts the invitation from the woman to take a shower. But then he tells the woman that he's shocked that the fucking took place at all because he'd just eaten ten minutes before he got there and "felt like a pig." He had sashimi. He smacks his large stomach and makes his way to the shower.

Hulk begins to put on his clothes. "Bubba's shirt," he says when he puts on his shirt. He's pulling on his jeans one giant leg at a time, still mumbling. The woman is naked in bed and not at all concerned by his early exit. She does suggest that he go talk to the mystery man in the office before he leaves. But Hulk has to go meet his son Nick at midnight. Then Hulk tells a story about how Nick's new girlfriend has a twin sister who called Hulk on the phone. Hulk reveals that the young woman inquired about his divorce and, if that's true, she would like to be the first to go out with him.

Hulk sits on the bed and puts on his socks. "You're a hot commodity," the woman says to Hulk. "Yeah, right. Huh," Hulk says. Even Hulk Hogan needs to be told he's handsome sometimes.

But he has to go, he leans over and kisses the woman. They joke about him loving and leaving but it's okay. "Be cool," he says to the woman on his way out the door. They thank each other for the sex. "You're awesome," Hulk says on his way out the door. "So are you," she says back in a very sincere way. Everybody's awesome. Hulk asks her if he should close the door on the way out. "No, leave it open," she says. "Thank you." Off he went.

Video edited by Kate Bennert.

Air Force JROTC is a Joke

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The Air Force JROTC at Austin East High School is a blooming joke. They have no control over their Cadets. To be exact the AFJROTC promoted a cadet up 2 ranks without testing her and after she stole $23 from the candy drive that she was doing. Her poor parents paid them back and Punished her.
They have senior cadets that smoke cigarettes and Marijuana. Boy this is today's Military we are in deep shit. So, I might say goodbye America cause they have no control over themselves. Tell me do you think a thief and pothead should be promoted?

A letter to Alexander Broughton

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Dear Alexander "Buttchugger" Broughton,

We here at the Kirkland Post are very concerned for you and have to tell you that alcoholism is a serious subject and if will email us we can send you to the place to get help. You should realize that you have a disease and that accusing people of your problem makes you feel better go for it. But, Remember they can always countersue you if you lose and they would win.
The student body along with the Residents of Knox County and East Tennessee request that you make another state home good luck in your future endeavours and keep butt chugging alive
Sincerely
Kirkland Post